Williams is ready for football? LMAO

This just in...Ricky...*snicker*...Williams...**tee hee**...is ready to play...*giggle* football again....BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

No, wait...you're serious? *Cough* No way. It can't be. Has John Daly suddenly lost a hundred pounds and stopped drinking? Has Jamaal Tinsley stopped going to night clubs and in before 10 PM? Did the Cubs just win the World Series?

Because all of those things are about as likely as Williams being "ready" for football. Let's face it, the guy has done nothing but bring shame and obscurity to himself. A former Heisman winner from Texas, he just celebrated the 10th anniversary of him winning the award. He started off in the NFL as a solid back, but then his problems off the field and odd behavior has lead him to injury issues, drug suspensions and bans, and just overall weirdness. But now, in his 432nd attempt to come back, apparently he's ready....Hey, I even said that with a straight face! Rock on!

If there's any silver lining to this, it's that Bill Parcells is running the show for the Miami Dolphins. Any sniff of any issue with Williams and my bet is within seconds he'll be without a uniform and selling weed in South Beach. I actually do hope that Ricky can make a better name for himself, merely on the NFL image side of things, but again--he's told us this before, it's time to start calling Ricky "The Boy who cried Wolf" until he proves otherwise.

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