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Williams is ready for football? LMAO

Posted on May 15, 2008
This just in...Ricky...*snicker*...Williams...**tee hee**...is ready to play...*giggle* football again....BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! No, wait...you're serious? *Cough* No way. It can't be. Has John Daly suddenly lost a hundred pounds and stopped drinking? Has Jamaal Tinsley stopped going to night clubs and in...

NFL Draft Winners: Miami Dolphins

Posted on April 30, 2008
Well, most people will say "Yeah! Duh! Of course the Miami Dolphins were a winner of the draft--they had the first pick!!" Well, as football fans should know, having the number one pick does really not mean anything in...

NFL Draft Preview: Miami Dolphins

Posted on April 16, 2008
Ahhhh....the Dolphins. What can you say? I mean, they are just...wellllllll.....awful. By just winning a single game, you officially are bumped to the top of the list of teams that are probably the worst of all time. After the...

Parcells: We'll be a big team

Posted on January 3, 2008
Thanks alot, Mr. Nick Saban. Your inability to coach your team and cultivate the talent has meant that Cam Cameron, the unproud heir to the team and owner of a 1-15 record, is now looking for another job. Cameron was...

It is official: Parcells going to....Dolphins??

Posted on December 20, 2007
Just 24 hours ago, people in Atlanta were virtually frothing over the idea that Bill Parcells would be joining their organization. And, in one flail swoop, money talks--and in this case, the money of Dolphins owner Wayne Huizenga, who signed...

Williams' reinstatement is no smoke and mirrors

Posted on November 14, 2007
He's back. Ricky Williams is back in the NFL. (Hear the crickets?) But it makes sense--doesn't it? The Dolphins are in desperate need of a RB, but Williams? He's burned the 'Fins so bad in the past and made them...

Sssssmokin rumor: Williams may be option for Dolphins

Posted on October 23, 2007
The Dolphins just can't catch a break. Poor coach Cam Cameron...First Trent Green gets way-laid with a concussion that knocks him silly and out for the year, the team then trades away Chris Chambers, and now the only shining star...

Ouch! Green suffers worst kind of concussion

Posted on October 8, 2007
Most had thought that Trent Green made a mistake when he left Kansas City for Miami. For one, the Dolphins had not been known for anything offense-wise since Ricky Williams decided that pot was more important than anything else. Likewise,...

2007 NFL Fantasy Outlook: Miami Dolphins

Posted on August 12, 2007
The Miami Dolphins have more question marks that most teams out there. Their first year coach Cam Cameron could go in two different directions--one like Sean Payton did last year with the Saints, or like a lot of rookie coaches,...

Daunte Culpepper Wants to Suck For Your Team

Posted on June 12, 2007
"Wait, we DON'T have Randy Moss? Who's supposed to catch my overthrown balls?" In case you haven't read the Miami Dolphins have had quite enough of the suck show that is Daunte Culpepper and have banned him from their...

Getting to Know the 2007 NFL Schedule: Week Two

Posted on April 12, 2007
What I feel like when I look at week two's slate of games. The cat's cute though right? Trying to lure those non-traditional readers. Mission Accomplished. I've looked at the schedule the NFL has come up with for week...

NFL Draft Preview: Levi Brown

Posted on April 5, 2007
Joe Paterno wants those damn kids off his lawn, and he wants you to draft Levi Brown. Back to some NFL draft previews, and we go back to the offensive line for this one. While Joe Thomas has been...

Ricky Williams Looking to Come Back. Dolphins Stocking Up on Cupcakes, Doritos.

Posted on April 3, 2007
Ricky's ready to play, but totally has a case of the munchies. Don't know you if you've heard but everyone's favorite bearded marijuana/yoga enthusiast is trying to come back to the NFL and bring joy to the lives of...

NFL Mock Draft Version 1.0

Posted on April 2, 2007
I'm going to take a break from the individual NFL Draft preview today to put up my first NFL Mock Draft of the season. I'm only doing the top ten for now, with a full first round coming next...

NFL Draft Preview: Alan Branch

Posted on March 27, 2007
I'm really going to try not to be biased here..... As we return to some NFL Draft previews, I've decided it's high time we moved to the defensive side of the ball. First let's take a look at a...

On The Radar - Week 3

Posted on September 21, 2006
It's Now or Never For Daunte The Tennessee Titans are the worst team in football and they are making every quarterback and running back they play against look like world beaters. If Culpepper can't put up a gaudy stat line...

Happy Halloween: Jason Taylor Mocks Former Teammate

Posted on October 31, 2004
Happy Halloween: Jason Taylor Mocks Former Teammate Current teammate Sam Madison hosted a Miami Dolphins Halloween Party for the Boys And Girls Club and Jason Taylor showed up in full Ricky gear. Sporting Lenny Kravitz CD's glued to his backpack...

Ricky Williams: The Bitch Wants Back

Posted on October 22, 2004
Call it the '90-Day Retirement Remorse', call it whatever you want, but trying to decipher the mixed signals radiating from Ricky Williams this year is nothing short of a Googlean feat. Almost exactly 90-days from his retirement announcement, this is...

Pittsburgh at Miami: Mean Jeanne Gets Her Way

Posted on September 25, 2004
Pittsburgh at Miami: Mean Jeanne Gets Her Way The Miami Dolphins can't buy a break. Truth is, they've had a dark, black cloud hanging over their season that started with Ricky Williams sudden retirement and has only grown more ominous...

Ricky Williams: Run Ricky Run Away

Posted on July 28, 2004
Ricky Williams: Run Ricky Run Away If you've been shipwrecked and living in a cave for the last week, you need to know that Ricky Williams has retired in his prime at age 27 leaving the Miami Dolphins and their...

CSI: McMichael

Posted on June 29, 2004
CSI: McMichael Straight out of the Michael Pittman School of Offseason Marriage Counseling;Pittman's suspension stems from a domestic violence charge in May of 2003 in which he was indicted on two counts of aggravated assault. He was accused of intentionally...