Kerry vs. Bush: Packers Win - Kerry's IN!

Kerry vs. Bush: Packers Win - Kerry's IN!

It's time he pull out the suitcases, make the White House bed, get his real wife Condi to fold his pants and shirts, and his political wife Laura to get the ranch in Crawford geared up, because W. will soon be vacating the nation's capital. That's right, it's over for Bush. A 70-year omen has unleashed it's timely clairvoyance and it's John Kerry who appears destined for an electoral college win tomorrow evening.

Going into the 2004 vote, the Redskins' electoral barometer has held true for 17 straight elections -- a record that professional pollsters can only dream of. "I couldn't be more thrilled with the Packers win today," Kerry said in a statement released soon after the final whistle blew at Fedex Field outside Washington. "This streak started with Herbert Hoover, and will continue this week when George Bush, the only president since Hoover to lose jobs, loses his," Kerry said. "When the Redskins get beat before the election, the incumbent loses. The Packers have done their part, this Tuesday, we'll do ours." The polls show Bush and Kerry locked in a dead heat ahead of Tuesday's vote. - InfoAboutNetwork

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