Colts Are Too Classy For Beer?

Maybe this is why the Colts just can't seem to win the big games. According to the Indianapolis Star, Tony Dungy, Peyton Manning & Co. are too classy to drink beer or workout on their front lawns.

Football is a raucous sport that boasts rowdy fans, but not every tailgate party has to be beer, brats and body paint.

What's wrong with these people? Did Mike Vanderjagt freelance this article while waiting to be fired by Parcells? Not every tailgate party has to be beer, brats and body paint?

Led by all-around good guy Tony Dungy, our Indianapolis Colts are classy dudes -- you'll never see Peyton Manning, Marvin Harrison or Dwight Freeney working out in their front yards for camera crews during contract disputes a la Terrell Owens. That said, a party planner can bring a touch of class to the tailgate by incorporating wine as your alcohol of choice.

Try showing up to your next tailgate party with a bottle of Merlot and Diana Krall's Greatest Hits in hand. Let's see how well that works out for you.

tailgating: beyond beer [Indy Star]

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